What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF