What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

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What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.