What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

What do you call a lazy baker?

A loafer...