What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

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What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

What are a NEET's favorite type of shoes?

REEEEEEEEEEEEBOKS

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

What do you call a lazy baker?

A loafer...