Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.