Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout