Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.