What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

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What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.