Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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Chernobyl fallout.

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They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out