Why should you never wear Ukrainian und...

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.