Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they are two tired.

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.