Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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Which one falls off first?

The one with the smallest

Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out