What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Who would steal an artificial leg?

Im stumped.

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Why do the Japs like Sony?

Because they made the Playstasian