What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

Why do the Japs like Sony?

Because they made the Playstasian