What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

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What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia