Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.