Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.