Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

What did one monochromator say to another?

Hey, wanna get blazed?

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.