What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !