What do you get if you cross a hedgehog...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes More Long Neck Toothbrush Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.