How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin