How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.