They make out like bandits.
To get a clean getaway
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Bandit like Beckham
