How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham