How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.