How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Tin Man Jokes More Tin Man Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.