How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.