How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.