How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

Tin Man Jokes More Tin Man Jokes

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.