What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.