Tin Man Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Sinner Jokes More Sinner Jokes

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.