Tin Man Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Sinner Jokes More Sinner Jokes

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

neither of us can last more than a minute :(

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay