Tin Man Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Sinner Jokes More Sinner Jokes

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.