How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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What is your biggest weakness?

Sometimes I'm too succinct" Can you give an example "Yes"

What's an example of pleonasm?

Troublesome Woman"