What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

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What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.