What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

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How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.