What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

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What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!