What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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Smells fishy

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

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What do you call a mod in r/News ?

Removed

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.