What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys