How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41