How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What is the best cure for a headache?

DECAPITATION!!!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"