Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.

Why can't you escape the angry forest?

Because there are mad trees.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

At&T Jokes More At&T Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.