Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

At&T Jokes More At&T Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.