Hang on a minute."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A con-fession.
Cell Phones.
A small medium at large!
Because they had no bars on their cells!
Neil.
A Kong - vict !
Ju-Haul
Because it's harder to pick up.
A Cellfie.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Prisoner: For a lark sir.
Cell phones.
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
A Showerkraut.
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
An athlete
Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.
The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )
Because you know they did it.
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
Old.
This.
Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
You use an o-silly-scope!
A retardis.
You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.
A-salt