Prisoner Jokes

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

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Because people are dying to get in!