What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out