What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.