What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.