How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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I think this is a set up!

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.