Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.