Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.