Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.