Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

his biance

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy