Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

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What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.