Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.