Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.