When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !