When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.