When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope