When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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They're not trigger errors.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.