When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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That he only has a 6 inch.

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Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

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For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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Pee in a cup.

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Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.