Antelope Jokes

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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A slantelope.

The Antelopes.

A cantelope.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

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She wanted to see her nephewlope

Because they cantelope!

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Because they have little anty-bodies.

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Because she will "Let It Go.

Thinking you are following someone.

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Cant-elope :D

He joins AARP

He became a vegetarian.

Antelope Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

What do you call two ants running away?

What did the lion say to the antelope?

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

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