Antelope Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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The cow has the udder.

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Because they never listen.

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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You cantelope!

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.