What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !