What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer