What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

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Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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A momma's boa.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?