What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor