What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"