What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

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What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.