What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

ctrl+v.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.