They both like to crack open a cold one
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
Because the Disc was cracked
Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
An alcoholic with a drinking problem
Mourning Wood
The cold never bothered them anyway......
