What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.