What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

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What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine