What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Alcoholic Jokes More Alcoholic Jokes

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.