What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.