What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one