What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.