What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)