What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.