What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.