What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!