What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.