What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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Krautsourcing

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They believe in a single-pair system.

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Looks like we got a tail.

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Because he was Snowden