What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

Pelican Jokes More Pelican Jokes

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!