What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

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in. Man, I did that coming.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.