What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

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What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Pelican Jokes More Pelican Jokes

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!