Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.