Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

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What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that "

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

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Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.