Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

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Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.