Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit