Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.