He didn't like nuns.
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
because she was touched by Jesus.
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
Denver Nuggets
Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.
A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!