Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit