Nun
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.
A monascary
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.