What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

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Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

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What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic