Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?

Hang ten.

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.