Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

Bane Jokes More Bane Jokes

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.