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Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
A friar? A chip monk?
Tibet.
Because old habits die hard.
Nun
Because the friar rises!
Namaste
A monk-ey
When there are no attachments
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
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They both have ornamental balls
Make me one with everything.
It's a habit.
A monascary
Because he was on a higher plane.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
I'll be Bach.
A patchy gunship
They both moust go down in emergency.
Thought you said psychopath.
just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!
That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.
You fit into his clothes.
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
Cool Ranch!
Doritos
A Friar
A felonious monk