What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common?

They'll both make you one with everything.