What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!