What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!