Drunk Man Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

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What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

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Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage