Drunk Man Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

Licence Jokes More Licence Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

Soccer Game Jokes More Soccer Game Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.