What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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Root Beer Jokes More Root Beer Jokes

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

Soft Drink Jokes More Soft Drink Jokes

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.