What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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What was the root of the problem dark ages?

The potato famine.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.