What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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What's a trees favorite drink?

Root beer

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

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Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.