What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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What was the root of the problem dark ages?

The potato famine.

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.