How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance