Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.