Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab