Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.