Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.