What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

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How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)