What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest