What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."