Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:
They look kinda shady to me
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.
They couldn't find a table.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's