Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.