Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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She kept wetting the bed.

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Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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Where did you learn to do that?

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Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3: